- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

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