How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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hey bill!

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Hi

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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c+t+c?

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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