Poopsack Jones

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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