What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Women's football

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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