Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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