Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

don't look behind you

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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