I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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