Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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That's Racist

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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women playing football?

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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