- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

lick my ballsack.... ok

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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