- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

whats brown? poop.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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