Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Anti Joke

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