- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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