What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Wats a joke?

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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