My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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hi. thats what she said.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Halo < COD

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penis hehehehe

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Anti Joke

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