Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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