- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

oh hiya come in

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*