Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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That didn't hurt.

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