- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

knock knock who's there?

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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