My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

lick my ballsack.... ok

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