- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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