There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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No it isn't.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Anti Joke

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