What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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