- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

knock knock

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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