what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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alert('hiiii');

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A jew went to Germany.

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Once upon a time.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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