Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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