Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

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