There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

How old is victor? Old

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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