Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Lil' Wayne

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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