Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Who has downs this joke

Whats White and sticky? Semen

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

ha.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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