- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Nah

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Why was Timmy sad?

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??