why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Enchilada

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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poop

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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