Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Women's Rights.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What abou three times

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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