One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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The Bible

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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