a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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hey bill!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Hi

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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c+t+c?

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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