- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

women's rights

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

i eat poop

whats white and gooy liguid goop

who eats pencils asians

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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