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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

No it isn't.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

How many dislikes can this get?

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

women's rights

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

i eat poop

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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