- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Knock knock What

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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