- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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