How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Once upon a time.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Hi

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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