What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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That's Racist

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Tennesse

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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