What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

YOLO.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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