- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Smart Blondes

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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