What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Turn around.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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