Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So dont touch it

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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