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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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