I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Flab

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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