The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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monkey sponge

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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