- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

The horse said "nay."

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Woman's rights

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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