yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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That's Racist

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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