lick my ballsack.... ok

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Womens rights

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

a black father

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Hippopatomous!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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