I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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