A woman comes at the doctor.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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God is real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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