Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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i'm not gay

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Good.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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