When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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hey bill!

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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c+t+c?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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