Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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I have no ideas.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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knock knock

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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