Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Hello

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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poop

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Chuck Norris.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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your mom

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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