- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

How do u shit With ur ass

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Matty B

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Garry Glitters on here

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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