whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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who farted your mother

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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