- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Anti jokes.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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