- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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