What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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