Chuck Norris.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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your mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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