- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Looks through the peephole.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

I have no ideas.

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