- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Does this napkin chloroform?

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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