Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Womens' rights.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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