roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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gay rights

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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