Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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