What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Flab

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i love antijokes

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your mom

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Rock mattress.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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