What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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PUDDING

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Hello

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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