What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

A black man walks into a book store.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

hey bill!

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

c+t+c?

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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