- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A blind man walks into a bar

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

What abou three times

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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