Women Voting

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

I am really good at math debating

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

My mom.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What is next?

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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