What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Looks through the peephole.

Good.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

monkey sponge

Roses are red Violets are penis

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

what is stupid and reading this you

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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