What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

thumb_up thumb_down +24

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

thumb_up thumb_down +22

a catholic priest and a young boy

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Guess what? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Penis!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

thumb_up thumb_down +20

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops