What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Smart Blondes

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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