What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Six million.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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nine...eleven

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Rock mattress.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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