- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

math test 2=2

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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