- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

George Bush does not care about black people.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Take my wife- to the store.

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