A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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