How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Knock knock What

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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How do magnets work?

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