- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Good.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A jew went to Germany.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

brian mcgee is gay!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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