What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Two women were sitting quietly.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Women's rights

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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democracy

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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