How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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