Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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