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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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monkey sponge

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Your mom

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who farted your mother

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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