The Irish man was sober.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

save water shower with friends

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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